Exclusive sneak peek of Cars 3!
These pork rinds are delicious!
Gonna ask my barber to give me the “Andy Samberg Character”. #hairstylebookphotos
Eat it to WHAT?
Good news guys, I found my gay porn name.
It’s kinda weird that not a single thing I put on my Christmas list when I was 10 is still around.
I know what I’m reading tonight.
I’m choosing a Presidential candidate the old fashioned way: by voting for whichever one I can get out of this crane game. (Taken with Instagram)
Why didn’t you guys tell us Boo Daddy died? We’d have sent flowers. (Taken with Instagram)
Here’s a picture of us to prove we’re real people & not a joke factory in China. Enjoy? (Taken with Instagram)